Once again, the holidays are upon us and it’s time for a very zombie Christmas. The horde gets into the swing of things with a song. It is a little known fact that zombies are quite fond of caroling. Now yes, it is true that as we go from house to house we do eat the occupants, but during this special season, if you listen closely, you’ll often hear an underlying melody in our incessant moaning.
In a fit of Yuletide cheer, the For Zombies team took it upon themselves to compose their very own rendition of that timeless holiday classic “Jingle Bells”.
Shambling through the snow
Seeking out our prey
To your house we go
Groaning all the way
Brains in hand we sing
Sending you in flight
What fun it is your guts to fling
To our slaying song tonight
Jingle Brains, Jingle Brains
Oh, we love our brains
We ripped them out while you cried
Your smelly horse we slayed
And after a couple, well – okay – a few of their favorite malted beverages, the zombies even agreed to be filmed performing their song.
So it is with great pleasure, that For Zombies presents to you “A Very Zombie Christmas”.
As an unfortunate side note, following the performance, they ate the production crew. But that bit of nastiness aside, we at For Zombies wish you a happy holiday season, and all the best in the coming year!