Monthly Archives: October 2012

Jesusween. Really?

Holy crap, Jesusween is a real thing. For the past month I’ve been convinced that everyone I knew was a victim of Poe’s Law. But no—there really is a segment of the Christian population that lives to spread the good … Continue reading

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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #19

Wherein our hero displays aboriginal skills from another culture… When you come home from a long day of whatever it is that you do, in a normal world, you don’t find yourself looking down the barrel of a shotgun for … Continue reading

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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #18

My testicles—the Panza Twins—were howling. I rolled around on the ground, waiting for the enemy’s final technique. You know the one that thoroughly destroys the opponent? That one. I wish I could say I hated the he was going to … Continue reading

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Coffin Apartments – Bring Them On

With each passing month, zombies have continued to grab headlines. The heat of summer got a few of us riled up and there were a couple of unfortunate incidents. Anti-zombie bigots in the media explained it away with bath salts. … Continue reading

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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #17

I kick started the bike as I dreamed dreams of exploding zombies, and the sweet reward of a hardware store to call my own. I took an extra loop or three around the area, just to satisfy myself that I … Continue reading

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