Monthly Archives: October 2012

What’s With All The Face-Biting?

What’s with all you wanna-be zombie breathers?  Earlier last week, we came across a report of another face-biting incident.  This one involved radio show host Danny Bonaduce (also of The Partridge Family fame). Chatting with fans at a Washington state casino … Continue reading

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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #16

“Ew.” What else could I say? Intestines, liver, and some bulbous green thing, are not a pretty sight at the best of times. I got up after giving my lukewarm opponent’s body the heave-ho. There wasn’t a wet-nap large enough … Continue reading

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Banning Books Rots Your Brain

In honor of Banned Book Week I thought I’d share an interesting story about an incident of actual, real-life book banning. Maybe it’s because I’ve got slime for brains, but I’d really like to know what some parents are thinking. … Continue reading

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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #15

He body-checked me into the bar. The same one my motorcycle was hidden behind. The hit threatened to knock the wind out of my lungs, and that would have been the death of me. Hardened, thickened, and elongated, zombie fingernails … Continue reading

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