Author Archives: Brandy de Cusack

Zombies Have a Heart, Too

It’s a sad fact of unlife that not everyone wants to be a zombie.  Despite the current  pro-zombie craze perpetuated by the living, there are some undead fans who quite like the sound of their heart still beating.  That’s fine … Continue reading

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A Rumour of Apocalypse

I’ve heard some cover-ups in my time, but bath salts?  I mean, what kind of insane conspiracy theorists do these government spooks in their large underground facilities hidden in plain sight on large industrial parks take us for? Not content … Continue reading

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Changes to British Employment Law and the Impact on the Undead

The British  Government’s strategic and financial attack on the working and middle classes is finally beginning to impact the zombie community.  Already the most discriminated-against and hated minority in the nation, we now find our employment rights are being whittled … Continue reading

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Say it Loud, We’re Dead and Proud!

Let’s face it – being a zombie wasn’t always so easy. In the good old days our existence was hidden behind an outrageous combination of puffer fish poison and Haitian mind control stories in which only the weak-minded and Hammer … Continue reading

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