Author Archives: Dawn Napier

Sweets for the … Well, Anyone Really

An arctic chill has swept the land, freezing breather and zombie alike in its icy grip. Everyone is ducking and seeking cover, struggling to find shelter before the deep cold destroys their will to live. This can only mean one … Continue reading

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Union Dues and Don’ts

Our local school district is experiencing a teacher strike. Since I homeschool my little shamblers, it doesn’t affect me directly. It has changed things around the neighborhood, though. Usually in the middle of the day there’s nothing to chase but … Continue reading

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Shambling in a Winter Wonderland

The holidays are finally over, and winter is well and truly upon us. Now that we’re finally done with the mad rush of cooking dinners and shopping for people (and sometimes vice versa), my little shamblers and I are finally … Continue reading

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Jesusween. Really?

Holy crap, Jesusween is a real thing. For the past month I’ve been convinced that everyone I knew was a victim of Poe’s Law. But no—there really is a segment of the Christian population that lives to spread the good … Continue reading

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Banning Books Rots Your Brain

In honor of Banned Book Week I thought I’d share an interesting story about an incident of actual, real-life book banning. Maybe it’s because I’ve got slime for brains, but I’d really like to know what some parents are thinking. … Continue reading

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