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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #20

“Look, Frank, I was an EMT before the world started to end. I’m the closest thing to a Doctor nearby, I’m willing to bet.” Tracy said to me, in all seriousness. “Ow.” I whined. “You need to know if you’re … Continue reading

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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #19

Wherein our hero displays aboriginal skills from another culture… When you come home from a long day of whatever it is that you do, in a normal world, you don’t find yourself looking down the barrel of a shotgun for … Continue reading

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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #18

My testicles—the Panza Twins—were howling. I rolled around on the ground, waiting for the enemy’s final technique. You know the one that thoroughly destroys the opponent? That one. I wish I could say I hated the he was going to … Continue reading

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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #17

I kick started the bike as I dreamed dreams of exploding zombies, and the sweet reward of a hardware store to call my own. I took an extra loop or three around the area, just to satisfy myself that I … Continue reading

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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #16

“Ew.” What else could I say? Intestines, liver, and some bulbous green thing, are not a pretty sight at the best of times. I got up after giving my lukewarm opponent’s body the heave-ho. There wasn’t a wet-nap large enough … Continue reading

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