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Kids on a Rope
Breathers can be a judgmental lot. Personally, I don’t get it. Take it from someone with personal experience; we all look the same when the worms are having Thanksgiving. And I realize the irony of my making a judgment call … Continue reading
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Tagged kids, leash, parenting, shopping, zombie parenting, zombies
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Being Dead Shouldn’t Have to Be a Drag
As summer draws to a close, I’ve been thinking about what we can do as one big good-bye party. As I’ve mentioned before, I’m not a fan of big vacation trips: too much stress, too much work, too many strangers … Continue reading
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Tagged amusement park, kiddie meals, parenting, roller coaster, summer, summer vacation, vacation, zombie, zombies
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Happy Deathday, Son
My youngest had his deathday party last week. For you breathers out there, a deathday is just like a birthday, only instead of celebrating the anniversary of one’s birth, we celebrate—well, you get the idea. But a good deathday celebration … Continue reading
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Tagged bubblewrap, grandparents, parenting, parties, presents, zombies
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Chihuahuas – The Go-Anywhere Snack
We’re not speaking to the neighbors again. On one severed hand it’s been quiet, but on the other it’s that spooky sort of quiet that usually means something nasty is about to jump out at you. Usually that something is … Continue reading
Why Do You Need Texting Capability When You Only Have Half a Thumb?
Rich or poor, living or dead, there’s one thing that all children have in common: they always want stuff they can’t have. I want this. I want that. Buy me this. Buy me that. It’s enough to make me lose … Continue reading
Summertime … and the Nonliving Is Easy
Man do I love summertime. I still keep up the school work twice a week or so, but it’s still a chance to kick back and ease up on the little shamblers. (My daughter has especially enjoyed the break. Try … Continue reading
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