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Footloose and Shamblin’ Free

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 1:07 pm by Dawn Napier

The life-challenged don’t sleep, not the way that breathers do. Since our brains only function at a very basic level, they don’t need to shut down and recharge for eight hours at a stretch. And of course we never need … Continue reading →

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Until Death?

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm by Dawn Napier

The issue of marriage equality has been all over the news lately. More and more polls indicate that the majority of Americans support the granting of equal marriage rights to consenting adults of all races, sexes, and stages of decay. … Continue reading →

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Rain, Rain, Get Out of My Brain

Posted on May 10, 2013 at 12:12 pm by Dawn Napier

Spring is here at last, and the fear of limb loss due to freezing has finally passed. My little shamblers made it through the winter with only two fingers and six toes lost in total. This isn’t bad for them; … Continue reading →

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Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun (Go Ahead and Groooaaaannnn At That One.)

Posted on February 28, 2013 at 2:20 pm by Dawn Napier

Last weekend I took my little ghouls sledding, something we do at every single opportunity since snow is such a fickle thing in our part of the country, and Spring is coming. The Spring thaw is a mixed blessing for … Continue reading →

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Shambling in a Winter Wonderland

Posted on January 3, 2013 at 2:31 pm by Dawn Napier

The holidays are finally over, and winter is well and truly upon us. Now that we’re finally done with the mad rush of cooking dinners and shopping for people (and sometimes vice versa), my little shamblers and I are finally … Continue reading →

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Jesusween. Really?

Posted on October 31, 2012 at 2:47 pm by Dawn Napier

Holy crap, Jesusween is a real thing. For the past month I’ve been convinced that everyone I knew was a victim of Poe’s Law. But no—there really is a segment of the Christian population that lives to spread the good … Continue reading →

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Banning Books Rots Your Brain

Posted on October 6, 2012 at 4:40 pm by Dawn Napier

In honor of Banned Book Week I thought I’d share an interesting story about an incident of actual, real-life book banning. Maybe it’s because I’ve got slime for brains, but I’d really like to know what some parents are thinking. … Continue reading →

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