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Zombies Have a Heart, Too

It’s a sad fact of unlife that not everyone wants to be a zombie.  Despite the current  pro-zombie craze perpetuated by the living, there are some undead fans who quite like the sound of their heart still beating.  That’s fine … Continue reading

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A Party For the Rest of Us

Election Day is coming ever closer—rather like a distant, staggering figure that nevertheless will have you cornered and surrounded in minutes—and frankly it can’t come soon enough. The constant name-calling and mud-slinging is enough to put a zombie off her … Continue reading

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Say it Loud, We’re Dead and Proud!

Let’s face it – being a zombie wasn’t always so easy. In the good old days our existence was hidden behind an outrageous combination of puffer fish poison and Haitian mind control stories in which only the weak-minded and Hammer … Continue reading

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Voting for Zombies

In a recent case of alleged voter fraud in South Carolina, Kevin Shwedo, head of the state DMV said, “If you have voted after you are dead, there is a good, strong possibility that you did something illegal.”  After decades … Continue reading

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