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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #6

“Pleased to meet you. Is there coffee?” Why bother to reiterate my name? She knew it. Get to the point. Simple. Clear. Direct. “Instant.” Tracy replied to me without missing a beat. Cool. “Better than being raped by goats.” I … Continue reading

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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #5

Had my pistol been at something other than low guard, I might have shot the poor animal. I came through the door in a crouch, looked right, and then turned left. I got an amazing view of horse nostrils, and … Continue reading

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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #4

The rain cleared all the blood off the roof, and some early-morning carnivore finished off the remaining brains. I was grateful to my multi-legged and winged neighbors for their speedy disposal service. More, since they didn’t try to munch on … Continue reading

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Long Haired Zombie-Killing Freak #3

I could have continued hitting him in the eyes with my Vorpal Towel of Testicles Dryin’ (+3 to hit, no saving throw), but he’d eventually get serious. I can’t match a zombie for speed or strength, but I could get … Continue reading

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Why Do You Need Texting Capability When You Only Have Half a Thumb?

Rich or poor, living or dead, there’s one thing that all children have in common: they always want stuff they can’t have. I want this. I want that. Buy me this. Buy me that. It’s enough to make me lose … Continue reading

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